were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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