not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
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Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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