It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
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I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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