So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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