Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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