Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
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