At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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