it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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