I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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