Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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