Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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