yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
They have beer where we have blood.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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