god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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