just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Randomize
