I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
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