just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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