"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Our room will be decorated with my urine.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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