I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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