fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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