I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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