Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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