Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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