Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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