Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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