So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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