YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
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Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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