that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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