Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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