i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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