bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?