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(585): View more from New York

i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"

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(513): View more from Ohio

Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better

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(517): View more from Michigan

just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...

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