so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?