i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
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so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
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It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...