he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
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do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
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No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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