Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.

  (810): View more from Michigan

  I think you know the answer.

  (248): View more from Michigan

  How can I marinade myself in Vodka?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks. (810): I think you know the answer. (248): How can I marinade myself in Vodka? http://tfl.nu/cvlx
  Replies (12) Good night (3945) Bad night (767)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him. http://tfl.nu/xg0w
  Replies (23) Good night (10721) Bad night (897)
• Favorite

  (609): View more from New Jersey

  girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (609): girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her. http://tfl.nu/7glm
  Replies (15) Good night (4765) Bad night (1582)
• Favorite

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (610): advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back http://tfl.nu/339g
  Replies (13) Good night (3984) Bad night (1347)
• Favorite

  (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (306): I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car. http://tfl.nu/2mw2
  Replies (15) Good night (5799) Bad night (1243)
• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): drunk taco night MLK would want it this way. http://tfl.nu/ye78
  Replies (9) Good night (2750) Bad night (868)
• Favorite

  (+64): View more from New Zealand

  Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+64): Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome http://tfl.nu/lxnn
  Replies (7) Good night (2856) Bad night (1357)
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door. http://tfl.nu/79gl
  Replies (17) Good night (2850) Bad night (746)
• Favorite

  (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (724): I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters. http://tfl.nu/g29w
  Replies (1) Good night (444) Bad night (554)
• Favorite

  (337): View more from Louisiana

  He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (337): He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked. http://tfl.nu/vhc3
  Replies (3) Good night (939) Bad night (484)
• Favorite

  (805): View more from California

  Is the party worth it?

  (512): View more from Texas

  I am drink. Beer pony and singing.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (805): Is the party worth it? (512): I am drink. Beer pony and singing. http://tfl.nu/lz1y
  Replies (2) Good night (1136) Bad night (381)
• Favorite

  (304): View more from West Virginia

  Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (304): Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast. http://tfl.nu/j3y3
  Replies (0) Good night (1260) Bad night (335)
• Favorite

  (815): View more from Illinois

  I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (815): I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance. http://tfl.nu/4mcu
  Replies (7) Good night (1379) Bad night (524)
• Favorite

  (519): View more from Ontario

  I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (519): I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities http://tfl.nu/fsvr
  Replies (0) Good night (435) Bad night (244)
• Favorite

  (770): View more from Georgia

  Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (770): Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now. http://tfl.nu/u96j
  Replies (1) Good night (213) Bad night (376)

Randomize