? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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