i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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