you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
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Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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