Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
A bitchslap is in order.
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