matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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