There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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