So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
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The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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