Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Is it penis luge time yet?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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