Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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