just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
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