I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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