today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
