i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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