His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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