Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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