What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
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Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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