There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
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I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
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just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
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