And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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