Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
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