I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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