I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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