How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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bring money and cleavage
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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