I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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