seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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