I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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